'Cuz all I care about, is being number one

Lame puns and George Harrison References

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via newspaperbowties)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

(via newspaperbowties)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via electrikboogaloo)